How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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