If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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