Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Dignity is for republicans.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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