I think I am morally bankrupt
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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