Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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