Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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