well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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