I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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