I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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