did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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