i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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