i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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