Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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