My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
