Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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