yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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