About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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