Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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