Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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