We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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