It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Oh god it's open bar.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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