Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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