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I need to stop coming to work sober
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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