butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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