Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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