If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
