Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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