sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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