So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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