it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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