Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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