kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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