The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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