Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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