I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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