The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Swine flu. Run for my life!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
