last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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