you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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