just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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