my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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