Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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