You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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