I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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