What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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