it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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