6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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