i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Randomize
