Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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