Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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