only if we run a train.
done.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I love having hate sex.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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