I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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