I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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