physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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