she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He did a backflip because drugs
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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