Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
jump out the window naked night went bad
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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