Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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