The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My liver just had a heart attack.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
